Share 'Top Ten Reasons Why Obama Will Win The Presidency'

10) A large group of progressive racists in this country have been working on a plan to assassinate the first black president of this country for a long time now, and they are anxious to see if it works 9) Spielberg already has the movie rights; Terrance Howard is slated for the lead role; scheduled for a release in '16 8) McCain is already 70, and he's in the first stage of BDD: Bob Dole Disea…